This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
“Listen here you little shit”
Chilly stumps
(via alittlemissfit)
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
this is what yahoo payed $1.1 billion for
(Source: kungfupancham, via tonguemarksonmystepgranddaughter)
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Fangirl Challenge || [2/10] Actresses
↳Catherine Tate](http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb991ef8231c2d9f8da564c121f10be4/tumblr_mmwzodPOsV1qbtw4mo1_r1_500.jpg)
Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.
(Source: nataliesdormers, via a-geek-girl)
(Source: greysgifs, via greymethod)
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE
MISHA YOU ARE ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD STOP THAT
CAN WE KEEP HIM?
(Source: the-celtic-warrior-sheamus, via yesternightsfallenfreckles)
me arriving at the gates of hell
This is my favorite gif of all time
(Source: dyinglolita, via yesternightsfallenfreckles)
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
(via missroyalpanda)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID
(Source: yilk, via tonguemarksonmystepgranddaughter)
Holy water cannot help you now,
See I’ve come to burn your kingdom down,
And no rivers and no lakes can put the fire out,
I’m gonna raise the stakes,
I’m gonna smoke you out
(Source: allyoxin3, via tonguemarksonmystepgranddaughter)
Brenda Strong 2013 “Gracie Awards” Gala Red Carpet ARRIVALS @brenda_strong (by maximotv)
This was just what I needed to hear <3
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
(via elicrotch)
